"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed) 10/11/2013 at 21:47 • Filed to: None

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I just got back from a night out in Rome with my friend and her cute (Italian!) roommates. I'm staying in a hotel that requires my own stop on the cab ride home, and just before we get there one of them asks me something. My Italian is much worse than it should be so without really understanding what she said I replied "It's ok I know where to go." After I had enough time to process all the words she said, I realize she *may* have been asking to walk back with me.

Cazzo. I may be able to salvage another chance tomorrow night. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so dense.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > AntiSpeed 10/11/2013 at 21:49

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SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > AntiSpeed 10/11/2013 at 21:50

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when in doubt, flat out, boy!

Brian, The Life of > AntiSpeed 10/11/2013 at 21:51

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"Cazzo"

My favorite Italian expression :)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > AntiSpeed 10/11/2013 at 21:54

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Bring her roommates to Cincinnati, I'll use my understanding of the Romance languages.

TheOnelectronic > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/11/2013 at 21:54

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Firewrx234 > TheOnelectronic 10/11/2013 at 21:55

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SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Firewrx234 10/11/2013 at 21:56

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Firewrx234 10/11/2013 at 21:57

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > AntiSpeed 10/11/2013 at 22:00

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That was when you were supposed to lean seductively against the cab and say in a sultry english voice "why yes, you *can* go back to my room with me" and then wink. One of the other girls will squeal and then translate it for her. Then either a) you have a fun night or b) you're in your current situation. There is a side possibility of getting slapped but the pain goes away fast enough. Go for broke!

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > AntiSpeed 10/11/2013 at 22:04

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AntiSpeed > Brian, The Life of 10/11/2013 at 22:15

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It literally means cock, so whenever I hear it I think of James May...

RMudkips > AntiSpeed 10/12/2013 at 01:27

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Something like this has happened to me at least once. I hate this too much.